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Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« on: July 12, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »
Title: Harry Potter and the school book of Desire
By: Avatrek
Pairings: Harry/Multi, Ron/Multi
Summary: What if Harry found a book that tells you how to control the other sex.

Link:      http://stories.xnxx.com/story/17136/Harry_Potter_and_the_Spellbook_of_Desires_-_Chapter_1_-_Camping

Note: Very good story, to read the other chapters you have to go to the authors profile located here:  http://stories.xnxx.com/profile300289/Avatrek

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 07:22:46 PM »
I found this story a while ago, as soon as Harry showed Ron the book I stopped reading.  WHO would do that?
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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 07:48:39 PM »
I found this story a while ago, as soon as Harry showed Ron the book I stopped reading.  WHO would do that?

He has a point. Anyone with half a brain would memarize the book then burn it.
"But I don't want to go among mad people"

"Oh you can't help that. We're all mad here."

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 08:15:15 PM »
I looked through a couple of the chapters and Harry hardly got any, it was mostly Draco and Ron who used the book, fucking ridicules. I for one dont want to read about some B character doing all the girls, either Harry is doing or its fail. Period.



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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 09:01:12 PM »
Manlaw dictates that if yer in a position te get some serious ass, ye take it or lose yer Mancard and become metrosexual. And really, who the hell wants te read about the sidekick gettin laid? Fuck no! Heroes get all the pussy.
Yaz yaps till ya drops, it don't matter none. Wots important is da siddawn, shaddup, and gets it dun

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 09:05:30 PM »
Manlaw dictates that if yer in a position te get some serious ass, ye take it or lose yer Mancard and become metrosexual. And really, who the hell wants te read about the sidekick gettin laid? Fuck no! Heroes get all the pussy.

Exept Harry Potter. Mostly because he is a pussy
"But I don't want to go among mad people"

"Oh you can't help that. We're all mad here."

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 09:13:42 PM »
I only read it because I like the smut scenes... And the fact that Hermione and Ginny are like whores in that story. Something about a sex crazed Hermione, just makes me smile :D

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 09:20:39 PM »
I only read it because I like the smut scenes... And the fact that Hermione and Ginny are like whores in that story. Something about a sex crazed Hermione, just makes me smile :D

It makes me hurl cuz shes just an ugly bookworm, its like seeing a fat obese girl run

So im an asshole, sue me


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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 11:40:24 PM »
Harry needs te be a dick rather than an asshole or a pussy. Cause dicks fuck pussies, but they also fuck assholes. And pussies don't fuck anythin, they just get fucked, alot.
Yaz yaps till ya drops, it don't matter none. Wots important is da siddawn, shaddup, and gets it dun

When I need to find something out, I just go out and find somebody that knows more than me, and I go and I ask them. Sometimes I ask pretty hard.

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 12:21:55 AM »
no offense but I thought that this fic was a joke

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2009, 12:30:29 AM »
no offense but I thought that this fic was a joke

It is in a sense, if you discover anything kick ass you do not tell others, as soon as you do it gets ruined, and this book definitely falls under the TELL NO ONE!!!! rule.

If you tell someone you implicitly trust they will tell someone they implicitly trust and soon everyone will know about it except that kid that smells funny.

But no the story is real, but unless you want to read about Ron, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle having sex I would skip it.
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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 12:32:35 AM »
ergo this fic was a joke

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2009, 12:38:23 AM »


'You can't spell slaughter... without LAUGHTER!'

'For as I walk through the Valley Of The Shadow Of Death I fear no evil; For I am the Shadow of Death and evil must fear me.'

'And God did say to Noah "Noah, you must construct additional Pylons"'

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 12:39:40 AM »
Harry needs te be a dick rather than an asshole or a pussy. Cause dicks fuck pussies, but they also fuck assholes. And pussies don't fuck anythin, they just get fucked, alot.

That makes so much sense it's almost scary.
"But I don't want to go among mad people"

"Oh you can't help that. We're all mad here."

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Re: Harry Potter and the school book of desire by Avatrek
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 12:52:40 AM »
Harry needs te be a dick rather than an asshole or a pussy. Cause dicks fuck pussies, but they also fuck assholes. And pussies don't fuck anythin, they just get fucked, alot.

That makes so much sense it's almost scary.

Yeah i was thinking of a way to disprove it but its flawless as far as i can see, what is even more surprising is from who it is coming


'You can't spell slaughter... without LAUGHTER!'

'For as I walk through the Valley Of The Shadow Of Death I fear no evil; For I am the Shadow of Death and evil must fear me.'

'And God did say to Noah "Noah, you must construct additional Pylons"'